You remember the last time, right? For me, it’s actually which last time–the tech bust in 2002, the October crash in the 80s, the flash crash, the hyper-inflation during the Carter administration?–and since I’ve been around long enough, I’ve heard at least a dozen times, “This time it’s different”. Uh, no, it’s not. It’s still scary. The market will always be unpredictable. In your investing life you can absolutely count on several dramatic crashes. You will see your net worth and investment value take plunges worse than an unmoored elevator.
My nomination for dumbest guy on the planet was interviewed in the Wall Street Journal this morning. Apparently, he was watching the ticker when Apple stock took a plunge, so he sold a chunk. But according to the WSJ, when it began rising later in the afternoon, he was off line and missed buying it back on the upswing, for which he was regretful. Dumb as a box of rocks. Has this idiot never seen the advice to sell high and buy low? Sadly, he has had plenty of company in the last few days.
For about a year now, I’ve heard people bemoan how they shoulda’, coulda’ bought in March, 2009 (instead of going to cash or bonds, as most did) and what a great stock market run up they therefore missed. And so what is the average investor doing since Monday? Going to cash and bonds. I don’t know why people can’t get this right–maybe it’s the same as learning to steer into a skid–just too much against instinct.
What you should be doing right now is laughing at the market. If you follow the advice of your friendly neighborhood financial planner (me!) you’d have an appropriate asset allocation plan in place–a diverse basket of investment types, including a cash emergency fund, stocks, bonds, real estate, and internationals. And some of them would be sinking like a stone. In fact, I can pretty much guarantee that your net worth has dropped in the last few days. No one can diversify out of all market risk and in our very interdependent world, it’s next to impossible to find investments that are negatively correlated. But diversification can limit and protect that risk as much as is possible in a turbulent world. If the zombies arrive at the gates, nothing will help. Short of that, my guess is that the U.S. government and Apple computer (along with a lot of other cash heavy companies) aren’t going bust anytime soon.
Unfortunately, what’s good for the individual bill payer and investor isn’t exactly what’s good for the economy right now, but do it anyway. Economists want us to spend right now. But in periods of uncertainty, individuals paying individual bills need to cut those and hang on to their dough. So probably you should put off the world tour, the brand new car, or the McMansion purchase for now, unless the family chariot is up on blocks.
Don’t sell your investments and go to cash. In fact, put any investment cash into whatever part of your asset allocation is doing the WORST, that’s called rebalancing or buying LOW, which is what you’re supposed to be doing, right?
I don’t recommend any significant investment in individual stocks in a prudent investment plan, but I know some of you like to dabble anyway (okay, I do too, but only a little). If you’re going to do this, I highly recommend Better Investing’s recommended methods of evaluating investments (they used to be NAIC–National Association of Investment Clubs) and if you follow it, you already have a wish list of stocks you’d like to own. Well, take a look–maybe they’re “on sale” right now.
That’s really it–sit tight, turn off the tube, get off the internet, and try to calm down. With a decent asset allocation plan, you’ve done all you can to influence the universe. And if you don’t have a plan, well, ahem, you need a financial planner. I’ll look forward to hearing from you. But take a deep breath, okay?