A Tisket, a tasket, a windfall in my basket

 

Jackpot

Jackpot (Photo credit: pirate johnny)

A lot of people daydream about winning the lottery, even those of us who never buy a ticket. But like many windfalls, lottery winners often have had a hard time holding on to it. Before we shake our heads at them, let’s see if we’re without sin. Have you held on to your tax refund (which you shouldn’t be getting if you’ve planned correctly, but that’s another matter)? How about that $50 you got as a rebate? The work bonus? An inheritance? Your most recent raise? Ahem.

Wealth is not what you make, it’s what you manage to hold on to. It’s the rare person who dreams about a windfall and thinks to themselves, boy, I can’t wait to invest that! If so, my guess is your profession is either 1) financial planner or 2) actuary. But let’s say you’re a normal person, what should you do? Of course, it depends on the amount (really, $50 is a little different than $500,000), but here’s my advice:

 1.    If it’s a large amount, park it in an on-line savings account, or CD, or some other safe place for at least 3 months until you get used to the idea. What’s a large amount? Anything where your first thought is OMG. You need time to calm down and think straight.

 2.    AT A MINIMUM, save half. Ideally, I’d like to see you save 50%, pay off debts with 40%, and spend no more than 10%. If you don’t have any debts, I’m okay with that 40% going to a long term, needed goal (kid’s education, home repairs, etc.). I’d still rather see you invest it.

 Then what?

I’d do the following, in the following order. If one is already complete, move on to the next. This applies whether it’s $50 or $50,000. (Legal disclaimer: please see a professional who can advise on your individual situation. The following is intended as general guidelines only, and no specific recommendations are intended.)

  • Create or top off your emergency fund so that it’s at least 3 months’ worth of living expenses. Better if it’s 6 months.
  •  Pay off consumer debt. DON’T pay off unless you have an emergency fund, or when the next emergency happens, you’ll just put it on the credit card. This is an ideal method to never get out of debt
  • Invest in a IRA or Roth if you’re eligible
  • If you’re not eligible, invest at least the same amount in mutual funds (or, preferably, that 50%) so you build an investment nest egg.
  • If you still have some of that 40% left, pay off student loans. No student loans? Pay down the principal of your mortgage.
  • Invest in yourself. Get some decent, fee-only advice from someone who won’t sell you a bunch of crap, get savvy tax advice, and nail a good estate attorney to update your documents. Once you’ve got a reliable team working for you, get more education—I don’t care if it’s knitting or an MBA, knowledge is something no one can take away from you, no matter what the market. Consider career counseling. Ignore no-money-down seminars for buying real estate, day trading schemes, and all the other garbage that makes money for the seminar leaders and no one else.
  •  Invest. Educate yourself so you know what you’re doing, and only invest when you understand the reasons for the investment, how you will make money, and what the costs are.
  • Give something to charity. You’ll feel way better about yourself. If you live in the U.S., you’re already wealthier than most of the world. Check out Peter Singer’s website for guidelines on reasonable giving.
  • Make improvements to your home, but only if it will increase the value or repair something that’s really falling apart. This would NOT include a hot tub, pool, or Sub-zero refrigerator.
  • Blow a little. A LITTLE! Max 10%
  • Maybe consider the pleas of your deadbeat relatives.

So now I’ve covered how you should spend your tax refund, your raise, and the money you inherited from your aunt in Azerbaijan. Call me if you win the lottery. In fact, maybe you should call me even if you don’t! And, good luck!

 

 

 

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Three simple steps to wealth

 

Three-legged joined stool

Just because it’s simple doesn’t mean it’s easy. The solution to nearly all money problems is quite simple:

  1.    Spend less
  2.    Earn more
  3.    Invest the surplus

The devil’s in the details. Often, people with financial difficulties are in fact very good at least one of these, but they don’t take into account the other two.

First, there’s the very frugal type. If you’ve ever been mocked for the latte factor (pinching pennies by carrying your own coffee rather than Starbucks’), that would be you. You squirrel it away, have a budget, research every purchase, and pay off your credit cards every month (if you use them at all). You’re an expert at living on less. I love it. The danger here is that you’re so focused on not spending that you forget to invest properly, which inevitably involves some risk—something that frugal people often hate. Or, you’re so focused on steadiness that you overlook the big wins in income that can be generated by pursuing a better job or a significant raise.

Earning more, however, is not necessarily a sure ticket to wealth. Wealth is how much you hold on to, not how much money has slipped through your fingers. People with large salaries in highly visible or status oriented jobs are not necessarily rich—especially if they spend a lot on toys, travel, transportation,  or the (seemingly inevitable) McMansion. Also, people in high earning jobs also find themselves under quite a bit of stress, and the urge to make it up to yourself with rewards is hard to resist. This group needs to remember that there’s a particular kind of satisfaction in a 6 or 7 figure investment portfolio as well.

Group number three: okay, you earn more than you spend, and you’re hardly more extravagant than a nun. Where is your surplus parked? In CDs? No! With a stockbroker, fee-based “advisor”, wrap account…? AAARRRGGGHHH! You owe it to your hard work to educate yourself. Investment scams and schemes can cost you way more than you’ll save in years of frugality or even earnings. Really, the hour a week you spend reading financial books or articles may earn (or save) you more per hour than any other action you can take to preserve and increase your wealth.

In fact, these three principles could as easily apply to our national economic woes as much as our personal financial management. If only…

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Investing—who can you trust?

An awful lot of hot air has been blowing lately about trust and believability. Now that it’s the morning-after, maybe we can recover from all the campaign ads and go back to pondering the usual scoundrels. I have the secret to success, however, at least when it comes to investment safety. Follow these principals and you’ll avoid most of the ways you can be skinned alive.

  1. If it sounds too good to be true, IT IS. Not like I haven’t said this before, but look beneath the hood of any scam, and you’ll find our own personal greed has something to do with it. No, we’re not smarter or cleverer or luckier than the next guy and that nice man isn’t keying you in on a privileged deal—not a legal one, anyway. If you are truly in on an insider deal, well, I hope your mug shot looks good on the front page of the Wall Street Journal. But for most of us, guaranteed returns better than the return of the specific market are a sure sign you’re talking to a crook—unless it’s a federally-insured savings account, and you’re not going to make any money at all on that one. Ask investors in David Lerner (or many other) non-traded REITs—you can’t get an 8% return in this market without getting more than a whiff of fish.
  2. Just because he’s nice doesn’t mean he’s honest. If you’re selling some crap, especially something that’s hard for the consumer to evaluate, you’d better be nice or you’ll be eating cat food. But there are some professions where “nice” doesn’t count as much as an honest answer and advice based on expertise: doctors, attorneys, accountants, and financial advisors. Get a Lab if you want nice. Similarly, just because he belongs to your church, or says he loves older people, or graduated from an Ivy League school doesn’t mean he’s honest or competent. In fact, that’s one of the best ways to scam people with their guard down.
  3. Understand what you’re buying. If you don’t know how it will make money, what will cause it to go up or down, and why you should include it in your portfolio, don’t buy it. You don’t know what you’re doing, and probably neither does the “advisor” if they can’t explain it to you. And why is he selling it to you? Is there a monthly bonus contest going on?
  4. Know what it costs you. You have to pay for advice—no one works for free. If you get “free” info off the internet, you’ve probably just gotten either a)something worth what you paid for it or 2)good background but not specific enough for your personal situation. If you just went to a “free” lunch at Maggiano’s and the nice young man told you that they were fee-based and didn’t generally collect commissions, you are about to pay four or five $$ figures for that lunch. Any reputable fee-only advisor can tell you exactly what you’re going to be paying, whether hourly or based on assets-under-management fees. Know how someone gets paid and you’ll know where their interest lies. Management fees and fees on retirement plans can be jaw droppers once you find out how high they really are.
  5. Educate yourself. Read more than the sports section or the movie reviews. Every day, every newspaper, magazine, and a myriad of financial websites run articles on annuities, asset allocation, target funds, emergency funds, and on and on. Force yourself to read at least one article a day. Jeez, just read this blog! You can eat the elephant one bite at a time—you don’t have to know everything instantly, but over time you’ll find you’ve begun to get a grip on even the most complex issues (I nominate annuities for that title).
  6. Don’t leave it all up to your spouse. Two heads are better than one, and after years of ignorance it’s very hard if you suddenly have to go it alone.

Follow these principles and Bernie Madoff wouldn’t have been padding around in custom embroidered velvet slippers. My clients wouldn’t be bringing me portfolios full of A, B, and C shares, IRA accounts with 29 different mutual funds, 57 varieties of annuities, and life insurance they didn’t need at 3x the cost of term. With decent planning and a healthy dose of skepticism, they’d enjoy far greater prosperity and some peace.